This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 27,000 quotes!!!














Comments
--
"Do as Ye will, but Harm None." ~ Pagan proverb
"Judge not lest you be judged". ~ Christian proverb
"Do Unto Others as you would have Others do Unto you." ~ universal proverb
*but can't figure out how to drive stick shift while holding sword* >.<
Transend the miserable machines
--
The site of an iron man bleeding is irresistibly lurid... It is a sublime sight... Grand simply divine...
use a lower case "L" for the beginning of lshikawagoemon when findine me!
I
--
I
~Daisuke Jigen: "I must've been posessed by the spirit of Steve McQueen."
~Zaclonius: "Hakuna Matata."
~Jack Skellington: "I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!"
~BoneJangles: "Hit it boys."
--
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Albert Einstein quotes
There is hope in dreams, imagination, and in the courage of those who wish to make those dreams a reality.
Jonas Salk
--
grany is old
kamui is lonly
omg dounts
:iconrin-the-hedgehog:
Well done!!
--
~Ewok Celebration Song~
Coatee-cha tu goo ... Yub nub.
(Celebrate the light ... Freedom.)
Coatee-cha tu doo ... Yahwa.
(Celebrate the might ... Power.)
Coatee-cha tu too ... Ya-chaa.
(Celebrate the fight ... Glory.)
Allayloo ta nuv.
Previous Page12Next Page